Animal

So I haven’t written in a while. It’s not that I’ve been particularly busy with anything significant, just more significant than this blog. Oh well, I’m updating now.

Spring break was last week and, even though that was awesome, I’m glad to be back. I missed the noise when I go to sleep, although not my roommates snoring.

On to more interesting things...

There is this dude, I will give him the name Bobbert, who has a seemingly odd obsession with me. We met through mutual friends at a brunch. He was nice so it didn’t bother me that they invited him, but then THEY GAVE HIM MY NUMBER. They paid dearly for that, but back to the topic at hand. He’s been texting me non-stop. And he is so sweet it’s sickening. And to add the frosting to the cupcake, he lied to me. And it was an absolutely retarded lie. Bobbert told he that he was eight years younger than he actually is. To make matters worse, he looks about five years older than he actually is. I can appreciate a good lie. This one sucked. It said his actual birthdate on his facebook. The fact that he didn’t think I’d notice annoys me more than the lie. I was like “dude, really?” I really want to tell him to hit on a chick his actual age and stop being a class A pedophile, but I think I’ll let Ke$ha do it:

“D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur

D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R a dinosaur

An O-L-D M-A-N you're just an old man

Hittin' on me, what?

You need a cat scan”

Thank you Ke$ha and Bobbert, for collaborating together to provide me with a funny blog entry.